嫁�工程�的好� [反�版]
1.男工程�不修�幅，所以家�不用保持太整�。
2.男工程�很�有女朋友，所以他��目前的��死心塌地。
3..男工程�呆板�趣，根本不活在人的社�中，只活在�表的世界�, 所以你不必花心思去取�他。
4.男工程��修理�西���，在你生��大可在他面前摔�西出�，他�很高�的�你修好又不必花�。
5.男工程�IQ都不低，所以嫁�他后可以生一堆��的�子考一堆的�分�你去跟街坊炫耀。
6.男工程�待在研究室的��比在家�多，所以嫁�他以後�是很自由。
7.男工程�口才太差根本�不�你，所以你可以�情用言�凌辱他。
8.男工程�最�求【理】，所以你有理的�他服你；他如果有理，你就不要跟他�理，他�你一��法也�有。
9.男工程�薪水不�，自己不���不怎么花�也很少女人花他�，所以你可以大大方方的花他�，�且告�他�是促���繁�，他做出�的�西才有人�。
10. 男工程�除了以上之外毫�魅力可言，所以嫁�他不用�心他有外遇。
(CNN) -- Having spent 69 days trapped inside the San Jose mine in Chile before being rescued, Mario Sepulveda says he is a changed man.
"I buried 40 years of my life down there, and I'm going to live a lot longer to be a new person," he said in a video conference, hours after surfacing from half a mile underground.
Sepulveda, the second miner extracted from the mine, has advice for those who take undue risks in their lives.
"I think I have learned a lot of wonderful lessons about taking the good path in life," he said. "For those of you able to call your wives, or your husbands, do so."
During the time he was trapped inside the mine, Sepulveda said he saw both good and evil.
"I was with God, and I was with the devil. They fought, and God won," he said. Sepulveda said he grabbed God's hand and never doubted that he would be rescued.
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.
His parents had tried everything....tutors, mentors,
flash cards, special learning centers.
In short, everything they could think of to help his math.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him In
the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home
with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello.
Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying.
Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was
hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.
To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a
word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to
understand what made all the difference.
Finally, little Zachary brought home his report Card.. He quietly laid it on
the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation,
His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an 'A' in
math.. She could no longer hold her curiosity.. She went to his room and
said, 'Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?' Little Zachary looked at her and
shook his head, no.. 'Well, then,' she replied, Was it the books, the
discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?'
Little Zachary looked at her and said, 'Well, on the first day of school
when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling
around.'
Dear Kian,
Thank you for taking the time to write to us.
We thoroughly apologize for the alarm and concern caused by the statement of claim filed against Wayne Lord and Bathurst Vans Inc and we will not seek further action.
While it is normal legal practice to look for reimbursement, this decision was clearly made without consideration of the specifics of this accident.
We would also like to thank all our customers that voiced their concern regarding our decision, allowing us to reconsider our actions.
File # 745747
Sincerely,
Desiree Guerette
Sr. Representative, LCL Customer Relations
Loblaw Companies Limited
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From: Kian Goh [mailto:kiangoh@hotmail.com]
Sent: January 9, 2010 3:12 PM
To: CR Email Agent 1
Subject: e-mail message from lcl site: customer_service_question[000323D6-1010-00050162]
Hi Loblaws,
RE: news on Loblaws bringing up and dropping its lawsuit against the driver of the van involved in a crash that killed seven Bathurst High School basketball players and his wife in January 2008
The lawsuit brought up by Loblaws is really a bad move. The President's Choice is as low as it could be.
Kian from Ottawa
三輪車跑得快，上面坐個老太太，要五毛給一塊，你說奇怪不奇怪？
